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anomic
12 March 2009 @ 10:45 pm
i wrote a love letter to the IRS today, in kind of frilly Victorian prose, explaining why my 2007 return was a year late and begging for mercy and succor.  i'm assuming they'll have a sense of humor.  i'm sending a cheque too, though, so they should be appeased even if unamused.  but i am amused.
 
 
Reductionist Mood Descriptor: amused
 
 
anomic
11 February 2008 @ 05:22 pm

  • well a couple days ago I got a call from NORC with a possible job offer interviewing former prisoners, which might start just as soon as my RTI job ends.

  • i also found out that i have no STDs. *does a happy dance*

  • then i did my taxes. i found out i pulled in about 20 Gs gross last year. the government withheld around 2 grand from my checks, and that wasn't enough apparently because now they want a couple hundred more.

  • i spent about 18 or 19 Gs on rent, bills, interest charges, student loan payments, and necessary expenses. This doesn't count any fun money, christmas presents, travel expenses, or unexpected medical expenses (no insurance) or unexpected car repair expenses. So, overall I think I made a net loss of about 5 grand last year, despite working multiple full time jobs, frequent 60 hour weeks, and living at my parents' house half the year.

  • I still owe about 32 Gs in student loans, and about 8 Gs in credit card debt. So at my current rate of -$5,000 / year, I should have that paid off in... um, wait, actually I think I should owe DOUBLE that in about 4 years... what's my motivation in this scenario again? I think I'm going to look into calling a bankruptcy lawyer.

  • then saturday i headed out to madison with chestocrates to see DJs Koob and EYG spin at a club.

  • en route i spun my car out on a patch of ice, blew a tire, and almost died, and now i have a few hundred dollars of car repair bills i don't have the money for.

  • on the plus side, my homies took pity on me and hooked me up with a couple free drinks and a free copy of the new Deathkey compilation, which is tizIGHT.

  • then i slept for about 20 hours, feeling that it was pointless to get out of bed since every time I do that it ends up costing me money, and then I watched the first few episodes of The Wire.

  • I think I'll go back to bed until the world ends or they throw me into debtor's prison.

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Reductionist Mood Descriptor: drained
Aural Anomia: Unter Null - Deathkey
 
 
 
 

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